so the neighbours can dance in the gestapo disco lights.

the motherfuckers they allow onto campus. they should set up some roadblocks giving the school a mile-wide-radius protection and bring back the good ol' methods of exclusion not unlike those employed by the gestapo. they should set up electric fences. but that'll just mean an utilities explosion cos the fools will be hurling themselves at them over and over again, amid mutterings of 'em-cee-squared-pie-ar-squared-charlie-come-ere'n-poke-my-bowels' (the last bit is due to poor diction of bbc presenters reporting on the royal wedding), with time allowed in between leaps for unconsciousness. and i mean registered students. fucking thick-headed morons probably can't find the ends of a stick even if you shoved one up their faces. an end, i mean.

it was a sunny and idyllic tuesday afternoon. flowers were growing well, the garderners were enjoying a bit of time off, pupils were going to class. all this also means escaped drones disguised as the student body, determined to see through the 'stop and smell the flowers' saying were shoving their noses into freshly-manured pots whilst them pot-minders were having a bit of a laugh on the side. it is also with a sinking heart that i find myself cornered in a drone chamber armed with nothing but a full bladder against some of the motherfuckers from the first paragraph. the lecturer, who was succumbing even with superior control of the sphincter, had sat us through a couple of uninspiring speeches. perhaps with 'just one more' in mind, she fatally introduces the next group of presenters to say their piece.

someone should've seen the "1/63 slides" warning. someone should've noted the distinct lack of intellect in their eyes. someone should've paid heed to the tell-tale tongue-hanging-limply-from-the-corner-of-the-mouth, or at least, the drool-dripping-from-the-other-corner; signs. yet no one seemed to have. not with their own tongues sticking out of course. and so this bugger proceeds to speed-read off every single word on his slides. maybe the lecturer made the error of telling them to hurry up, but the result was lines like 'physicalconundrumarisingfrommediatedsourcesgiveexampleshere'. to top it off, his compatriot standing by, probably the example-giver, was shushed into silence by him cos of his need to adhere to the divine truth flashed out in front of him in the form of the literal words on the slides.

i clapped at the end of the presentation.