Tuesday, April 19, 2005

underwear for the cold war.

the world is divided in the hands of two parties. the 'i've-bigger-biceps-abs-pecs-balls-than-you' fuck-ups and them 'we've-tiny-balls-so-we'll-settle-for-world-peace' dirty communists. it's can also, however, be seen to be split in a different way: those who will ask 'how do you say "fuck"' when faced with a new language, and those who will ask 'how do you say "i love you"' when faced with the same. in a simpler form this split has generally taken the form of being a 'gender split' though it's a slightly fallacious translation. i was watching tv when this dutch hottie asked this chink how to say 'i love you' in chinese in an ad, is why. if her balls were bigger she would've asked for 'fuck you' i'm sure. or perhaps the camera and political correctness made her a commie. anyway they were on their way to the berlin wall so i guess it makes relevant sense. one doesn't readily confront the cold war without being in some sense a socialist.

saw a film about a communist chilean poet. and in criticism of italian democrats. strange how idealism still featured so prominently as near as 1994.

will awaken earlier on the morrow. those motherfucking kids have really lost it this semester. i mean, i haven't seen a fully housed library, period, much less one at 11 in the fucking morning. people (read: women, cos there's nothing to say about men in this context) are relegated even to them solitary confinement cells that make them look like fishtank whores. elaborate rearranging of the configuration of the sparse pieces of fabric no larger than my handkerchief they wear on the lower halves of their bodies become futile exercises in covering up any substantial bits of said halves, as they have to acquaint their asses with the carpeted floor. or is it a purposive activity with developing a montage showing in full the design ingenuity of their limited-edition victoria secret collection in mind.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahha... were you looking??

8:52 PM  
Blogger zen said...

well erm that's besides the point ya? haha.

anyway, no i wasn't.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now, why the hell would/should i be required to sign in to comment. what if i had wanted to remain anonymous? what of my sovereignty? hehehee i'm happy that i am no alone in thinking what fuckups the exam period shows people to be, myself not excluded i guess. p.s. that time you saw me in the library didn't count, because it's the only time you would catch me there. if not for the supposed fucking crash course i was supposed to give my friend who ended up snoozing the afternoon away in Perkpoint. perkpoint. what the fuck is perkpoint.

8:53 PM  
Blogger zen said...

yes some people can't comment. those who don't want to be 'friends' with the rest of the world. a shame. cos that accounts for most of the people who should, if any should, comment.

it's meant for perky people ain't it. the beautiful people. people with perky breasts. nipples. asses. whatever.

8:54 PM  

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